topmeladies:

I’ve known that I’ve been into girls for 3 fucking years and I haven’t had so much of a date let alone a fucking relationship. This is the truest form of useless lesbian ever.

kanguin:

mjalti:

“u shouldn’t use ur phone while it’s charging” and Napoleon shouldn’t have tried to invade Russia during its frigid winter ok but we’re all hellbent on digging our own private graves here

“Don’t use your phone while it charges” and “don’t leave laptops or other electronics plugged in after they’re done charging” are outdated pieces of advice that haven’t been applicable for at least a decade.

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

delicatelytoobear:

andrusi:

fuck-bones:

static-shocked:

sapphia:

autisticgayrey:

I don’t think ppl realize that the oldest “millenials” are like 30+ now. We know what vhs tapes and CDs are. If you mean teenagers, say teenagers.

im 21 and grew up with vhs and cds. literally you’d have to be under 18 to not know about them.

And even then, most kids under 18 know what they are because they typically had a VCR kickin around to watch disney or old movies on.

most ppl used their VHS/VCR until around 2005-2007 so you literally have to be 15ish and under to have never used one and 10ish and under to have never seen/heard of one. 

they say millenials and they mean actual children lol 

stores that sell media type stuff: *still have big cd sections*

bafflingly many writers: “what’s a cd?” said bobby the teenager

Also why do people get judged for not knowing obsolete formats? Like they’re not idiots it’s just not a media format in use anymore, things change, time moves forward. chill out and leave kids alone. 

Also, just because a format is obsolete doesn’t mean people don’t know about it. I’ve never sent a telegram but I know what the hell morse code is

(Source: lesbianendor)

sayonera-is-kinda-queer-whoops:

badjokesbyjeff:

revkryssie:

strongnonetheless:

fenrirsclaws:

badjokesbyjeff:

Congratulations USA

Zero school shootings so far this year.

Last day to confidently reblog this!

Whoops

It got way worse… the first was a rough day.

Well damn

Okay what the hell America

murkmen:

moonlandingwasfaked:

nearer-my-god:

Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do

also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!

and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh